A Bold New Compact Singlewide That Lives Better Than A Rambling McMansion

Welcome to the NextGen Mobile Home Park, where a sleek, 75' x 16' singlewide redefines what smart, modern living looks like — all within the conventional 40' x 125' mobile home park lot. This isn’t your grandma’s trailer; it’s a fully reimagined home featuring 4 legit king-size bedrooms, a private garden courtyard, split-function bathrooms so no one's ever waiting on a toilet, and a true open-plan living + dining space inspired by Frank Lloyd Wright — not builder trends. The kitchen’s not in your living room, the TV setup doesn’t wreck your neck, and the 3-car carport comes with bulk storage and an outdoor kitchen built in. This is housing for people who want privacy, flow, and function — not wasted square footage or a fake fireplace.

🌿 Hedges > Fences > Drywall

Hedges serve as living walls between homes. They’re green, cheap, and don’t scream “suburban prison” like fences or blank siding. Privacy + planet = win.

🛏️ A Bedroom = A Room. For. A. Bed.

Let’s stop pretending a bedroom needs to be a showroom for “lifestyle.” You sleep here. That’s it. Built-ins with sliding doors double as blackout screens. No need for 6 dressers and 3 fake plants.

🚿🧻 Bathrooms: Deconstructed Like a Good Latte

Bathrooms are split into actual functions:

• Shower + sink = one room

• Toilet + sink = another

• Now no one’s stuck doing the pee dance while someone else is lost in a 30-minute spa fantasy.

🛋️ FLW > HGTV

Open plan = living + dining together, like Frank Lloyd Wright intended. Not kitchen shoved in the living room while dining gets exiled to that weird corner with no windows.

📽️ Your Sofa Deserves a Cinematic Experience

Let's stop with having to crane our necks to watch a tiny TV hung over a fake fireplace. Go full projector. Make the wall in front of the sofa the theater wall. Design for vibes and  avoiding future neck issues.

🍳 Smells Like Bacon (In Your Couch)

Open kitchens = open regrets. Solution:

• Put a legit cooking room off to the side.

• Add a butler’s pantry to keep prep mess on the periphery. Your nose, wardrobe, and guests will thank you.

🚗 Ditch the Fake Garage. Build a Carport That Works.

CrossMods love garages and roof cranes. You don’t need either. Build a 3-car carport with:

• Bulk storage

• Outdoor kitchen

• Chill zone with bistro table

  It’s cheaper, smarter, and actually useful.

🏡 Privacy Is a Layout, Not a Fence

Why are homes still plopped parallel to the street with wasted yard space and zero seclusion? Turn them perpendicular. Make one wall windowless, and boom — you’ve got private courtyards between homes. No setbacks, no neighbors staring into your dinner.

TL;DR:

🏠 Design for function, not resale fantasy.💡 Cut the fluff. Max the utility.🌱 Let homes breathe, flow, and serve real life.